Findings:

• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• The Attack by Fire
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Attack by Stratagem
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• The right to be wrong
• Continuously attacked by bees
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• attacked by killer seagulls
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The Right To Be Offensive
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• Perfectly Normal Beast
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• Attacked by ninjas, you say?
• attack
• Denial of Service Attack
• Rush n Attack
• Tetris Attack
• Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
• panic attack
• heart attack
• Attack of the Killer B's
• Dictionary Attack
• discovered attack
• When Animals Attack
• leapfrog attack
• Birthday attack
• attack sub
• attack and defense
• What to do if a big dog attacks you
• Love's Attack
• bear attack
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When fierce media executives attack!
• RIAA Attacks Usenet
• Attack of the Miniature Salesman
• Lamarr's Attacks
• General advice for preventing attacks
• Wrinkled earlobes are a sign of impending heart attacks
• 3D Ant Attack
• perversion attack
• The Attack
• French Attack Monkeys
• Israeli DoS attack on Hizbulla and PA sites
• 688 Attack Sub
• Attack of the neighbors from next door!
• Attack From Mars
• write right wright rite
• cougar attack
• King's Indian Attack
• King's Indian Attack : King's Indian Attack
• King's Indian Attack : Old Indian Attack
• King's Indian Attack : Nimzowitsch-Larsen Attack
• Rocket Attack USA
• Strikemaster Orbital Attack Shuttle
• martial attack
• Condor Attack
• The killer rabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter
• Plaque Attack
• New Breed of Attack Zombies Lurk
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• dead beef attack
• Yugoslav Attack
• Angel Attack
• Heart attack on a plate
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• Wing Attack Plan R
• Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
• How to survive a heart attack when alone
• Attack and Release
• Attack The System
• Senator John McCain's Statement Concerning the Terrorist Attack on the World Trade Center
• The Dalai Lama's response to terrorist attacks on the United States
• Pat Robertson on the Terrorist Attack
• Revolutionary Association of the Women of Afghanistan: Statement on the Terrorist Attacks in the US
• Did Israel attack the Pentagon and World Trade Center?
• Falwell, Robertson & the Terrorist Attack
• Scientology's reaction to the WTC attack
• Spitfire Attack
• Shark Attack
• Fidel Castro's Response to the September 11th Attacks
• Summary of evidence against Osama bin Laden in 9/11 terror attacks
• Osama Bin Laden's response to the attacks on Afghanistan
• Scrabble attacks
• September 11 attacks and the War Against Terrorism
• Time Attack
• Dr. Condoleezza Rice's Opening Remarks to Commission on Terrorist Attacks
• attack ad
• Halloween Attack
• Transient Ischemic Attack
• Nimzo-Larsen Attack
• Street Fighter attack options
• Atlantis Attacks!
• From the Earth to the Moon: 20: Attack and Riposte
• Transcient Ischemic Attack
• homograph attack
• Rush'n Attack
• VD Attack Plan
• Attack of the Graske
• Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
• Attack of the Crab Monsters
• When EDB Attacks... (e2poll)
• Subjective Attack
• pak attack (user)
• Zeta Tau Alpha: Attack of the Clones
• attack (user)
• type flaw attack
• Smile. Relax. Attack.
• What to do if a big cat attacks you
• Attack of the Zombies
• What to do if a small dog attacks you

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