Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "and I'm not in a hurry to go to other grades with older kids because mom said I should stay with kids my age even if school is sometimes boring and they are sometimes boring but I like soccer and older kids would kill me at it so that's good because I'm small"

• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
• Kids that age think they know it all
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Trick or treating for older kids
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I Dislike the D&D Kids at My School
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Because I'm an adult
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Mean tricks little kids play on each other
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• computers kill kids
• They did so because they believed they could.
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Go cry, emo kid
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Options for smart kids in high school
• Know your pets
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• good kid, m.A.A.d city
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Shopping for groceries like a seven-year-old kid
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• A Smart Kid Like You
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Okay, kids, should we make Fido sleep in the basement with Balphegor the Tyrannical?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• A good kid
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• The kids on the school bus
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• So your kids want a pet
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• like sepia-tinted Polaroids of kids in silver-piped tracksuits playing Atari
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
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• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.

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