Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You can tell a lot about how much a significant other really loved you by the steps he/she took to play damage control on your bruised ego."

• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• How's she goin', by
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• Airport accident, one slightly bruised ego, one slightly damaged head
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How to tell if someone loves you
• I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• How to tell she's good looking
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• O tell me the truth about love
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• she named it killer and took it to the beach to play in the sand
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• How much more can we bear?
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• she does not know how much I need this
• How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• You, standing
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Fifty one words about love
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about drains
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about trains
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• Sausages are vegetables and other anecdotes about vegetarian diet
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Don't tell me about her
• Much Ado About Nothing I.ii
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Thirteen words about love
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
• Tell me a story about rains
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Tell me a story about brains
• a myth about love
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about mains
• Can We Talk About This?
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Fifteen words about love
• fourteen words about love
• Eight words not about love
• twelve loves about words
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• Tell me about your secret places
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I know something about love
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• The things she wonders about
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Tell me about my contradictions
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about clouds
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Twelve words about love
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Tell me a story about cranes
• how about not (user)
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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