Findings:
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Skim this life but never live
- Part One: We Learn from Each Other
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- One Life to Live
- You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
- Getting free computer parts
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Ms Blithe tours the great stereotypes of the world, part one.
- How interactive fiction works (part 4)
- How interactive fiction works (part 5)
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- My trip to a Live Sex Show
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- How interactive fiction works (part 3)
- There was a land where lived no violets
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- An American in Tours
- How I learned to live with my noisy computer
- How interactive fiction works (part 2)
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- We Know Where You Live
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- The Life and Times, part one.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- No One Lives Forever
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part one
- There are no next lives
- I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives
- The Operative: No One Lives Forever
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- can you show me where this came from?
- Life and How to Live It
- Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- no one lives forever. yet.
- How to preserve an amputated body part
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- One long June I came down from the trees
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 3
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- How to show a sheep
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
- How to live forever (step 2)
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- How to make oboe reeds, Part III
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Odd facts of life I learned from Math
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
- So you wanna build a showcar?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- How Gods Live On
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!
- Scenes from Tim Rogers in Space, part 1
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 1
- Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
- From Baghdad, with Britney Spears and Toby Keith, it's the Iraq War Halftime Show!
- Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
- How to steal from your work
- Beyond Belief: How to answer the Evangelists. Part 2
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- How to make oboe reeds, part II
- Churches that tell you how to live
- How the Cuttenclips Lived
- How to behave at a Japanese sword show
- How to make oboe reeds, Part I
- How to cook and clean a live crab
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- A private mirror to show you how beautiful you are
- David "Honeyboy" Edwards
- How to Live with a Neurotic Dog
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe
- How to live with Thoracic Outlet Syndrome: Monkeylover's Story
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- This ocean is angry but I might live through it
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Works on contingency? No, money down!
- Lessons learned from World War II
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Shows from which I save the stubs
- The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part two
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Henry Kissinger Live Via Telephone From Kent, Connecticut
- quoting incessantly from the Goon Show
- Live from the Middle East
- Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- Live from Golgotha
- How to node from work
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Live from Death Row
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- Live from Daryl's House
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Notes from the Underground: Part I
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Suddenly alone among a million lives, far away from home
- i am both removed from it, and a part of it
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 2
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- How to buy computer parts
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How to live forever (step 1)
- How Do I Live
- I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- how to live cheap
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
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