is sitting on a late-night BUS
with a mangy HAND PUPPET
on his hand, sputtering and cursing
like a sailor
CM: This is just terrible, terrible weather.
HP: Get the fuck used to it, Vancouver rains 9 months out of the year. Why the fuck did you choose to live in such a shithole?
CM: Shhhh! The bus driver will hear you and kick us off!
HP: Do I look like I'm afraid of that cocksucker? He's the biggest pussy I've ever seen!
CM: Shut up! You're gonna get us in trouble!
HP: I'll kick the bus driver's fucking ass! I'll bash that motherfucker's teeth in, fuck him up the ass and serve it to him for breakfast!
CM: Shut up shut up! Just shut up!
...but it is too late. The BUS DRIVER pulls the bus up to the curb, slows it to a stop, turns around and addresses them.
HP: Oh shit.
BD: Boys, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask one of you to leave.