A friend of mine worked for a while as a peer counselor
for a college's anonymous (telephone) student counseling service. One evening, a guy calls, explaining how his boyfriend
is always mean to him and verbally abusive.
"Well, sometimes while I'm going down on him he calls me names, like "bitch" or "cock-sucker".
My friend murmurs understanding, then mutes the phone for a moment to talk to her supervisor, who's listening next to her.
<deadpan>"Now, let me clarify here -- he's sucking cock; does that not, in fact, indeed make him a cock sucker?"</deadpan>