Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The parasites have been living off me for so long, but now I have had the last laugh"

• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• i have been burning for so long
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It could have been me
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Names have been changed
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• What have you been smoking?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I know I have been dreaming
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• He's been places they have not.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• you would have been
• They had been expecting me
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• What Might Have Been
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have just been shot
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Movies that should have been books first
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• you have never been safe
• Have you been a dad today?
• AES may have been broken
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The way things have always been done
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I could have been one of a two
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I could have been Canadian
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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