Unfortunately, this doesn't work quite so well if you have the singing voice
of the aforementioned sick cow
. The joke is especially bad
if the person you are serenading is a veterinarian
's daughter (true story
I recommend wearing typical spanish gear, an outrageous sombrero and and light guitar.
LEARN TO PLAY BEFORE YOU ARRIVE.
Failing this get a backup band
to serenade her while you sing the basic melody
. It might be a good idea
to give her *some
* warning about this otherwise it may not go well
Also, and this is vital, make sure she is in...
(alas another true story)