And its not funny anymore.
sleeps in my room ... except when she needs to go out in the middle of the night to find water or some other important thing
, like a twist-tie
she left under the pool table.
To get my attention
to tell me that she needs to go out, she usually stands on my head
. Or near it, and meows
To get back in the room she either pathetically claws
at the door with her declawed front feet (I didn't do it, I got her second-hand
), or she just meows.
Last night, after going in
of the room about seven
times, she needed to go out once again.
I heard a meow
at the door signaling me to sleep
ily walk to to door and open it. When I opened it, rather than come quietly inside like she
has done thousands of times, she looked up
at me, meowed
, then ran
down the hallway.
My cat ding dong ditched me.
I went back to sleep. About 15 minutes later -- just enough time to get back to sleep
with the rising sun
in my eyes, she meowed at the door again.
Once again, when I opened the door, she looked up
, and bolted
away from me. I was so annoyed
, I thought of chasing her down and throwing her out the back door
to fight the big evil world alone
with just her back claws.
But I decided against it.
I guess a cat with enough personality
to ding dong ditch their human
is worth keeping around.