Invariably, two
evil,
sadistic people who will
hate me regardless of how
nice or
normal i may look. Generally, these people have nothing better to do than think of ways to scare me away or ruin our relationship. Generally owning a large
gun or
knife collection, or
sheriff of some
small town. Often associated with
car chases,
elite 2 AM rescues,
gunfights,
bad music,
communist plots,
cars flying over ramps,
superheroes wearing spandex... well, maybe i'm exaggerating. But always be
cautious of the 'girlfriend's parents'.. no good can ever come of this.
Alternatively, some girls' parents like me too much, to the point of flirting(very scary), blabbing on about their jobs, or telling their daughters to marry me. These parents generally are associated with girls i'm not interested in (or visa versa).