Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Marry, fuck, or kill?
- Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
- Spooner or Later
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
- Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Rest Now, Little Wolf (A Vigil for Aria, or, How the Lamb Stood in an Empty Room Filled With Empty Friends)
- sooner or later
- Drive now, talk later
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Now, and Later
- Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- Now You See It/Him/Them
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Buy now pay later
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
- kill me now (user)
- Speak now, or forever hold your peace
- Now or Never
- bi now gay later
- What, we don't shoot them now?
- Now and Laters
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Them Or Us
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- 206
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
- It kills me to watch them go
- Fuck it or kill it
- Kill
- Gravity Kills
- Kill Yourself
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Kill Rock Stars
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Kill the Poor
- kill -9
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- A little child could never kill this clean
- They killed our Lord
- Kill time before it kills you
- some people believe that they've given more to the world than the world has given to them
- Humane octopus killing
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- A View to a Kill
- Let's Get Killed
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- I think I killed it
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Someone please kill me
- Kill 'em All
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- I killed a pigeon
- Kill a rap
- I kill microbes for a living
- Kill Yr Idols
- Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- Smoking can kill you
- High Time to Kill
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- Society killed evolution
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Please Kill Me
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- Probability of Kill (Pk)
- God Loves, Man Kills
- Why does Man kill?
- I will kill you if I can
- How to kill a clown
- computers kill kids
- Kill the rich
- Shoot Speed Kill Light
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- spermicide kills
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- AIDS Kills Fags Dead
- The Man He Killed
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- kill -9 dueling
- To Kill a Dead Man
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- A Time to Kill
- Accidental death odds
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- This machine kills fascists
- Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
- Camp Kill Yourself
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- I would kill my mother
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- to those killed by the Firestone tires
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Meat Kills
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- Apologies to the mouse I killed
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Solving a maze
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- kill dash nine (user)
- Cars Kill Fish
- kill -9 -1
- Fresh Kills Landfill
- I killed my dog and broke my own heart
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- I could've killed my father
- Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
- CDs Killed Album Art
- Exoatmospheric kill vehicle
- Red touch yellow kill a fellow
- Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
- Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Kill Doctor Lucky
- Thou Shalt Not Kill
- When you kill people they die
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- Kill My Landlord
- Why not just kill yourself?
- That which does not kill me...
- Who Killed Retro Girl?
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Kill City
- One Case One Kill
- Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- spawn kill
- tether kill switch
- kill him dead; don't call me
- curiosity killed the cat
- How we killed Borges
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