Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It was different before he broke me (and he broke me a number of times)"

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He taught me how to smoke
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• I was me before being me was cool.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• He Hate Me
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• He called me Sarah once
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Jesus He Knows Me
• he calls me monster
• Before you, there was me
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He brings me books like flowers
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• he calls me girly (user)
• he that is not with me is against me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• The day he gave me a lift
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• He has redefined me, again and again
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He loves me, he loves me not
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• and now forever frozen in time he
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Here's my number, call me
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The time my father caught me having sex
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• He Was Only Joking
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• They are telling me it is time to go
• I married him because he was not mean
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• It's Time for Me to Die
• some say he was never here at all
• making certain he was touching her
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• At least he was gentle
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• The first time I knew I was different
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• All he left her was alone
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I was a homeless bum
• Before Time Was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Next time you leave me
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Before Me
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• He Was a Crook
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• More than he was willing to give
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• he was a punk poet himself
• He was found
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• That's Just How He Was
• There was a time before

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