An
evangelical user of
America Online.
They believe:
--That AOL is the safest place for kids anywhere, especially because you can 'turn off Internet'.
--That you should never use any of those weird things like Earthlink because you only get double-u double-u double-u and e-mail, you have to type those annoying @ symbols all the time when e-mailing, and because you don't know who you're calling when you connect.
--That you should never let Instant Messenger users talk to you, because your computer could get hacked.
--That Java is a Starbucks Coffee subsidiary.
--That chat rooms are a great way to meet your future husband/wife.
--That web servers are what herbivores eat.
--And that Microsoft Outlook is a date book program.