Don't forget...

--Do not actually know how to do anything on a computer *except* start AOL.

--Think that getting disconnected after a certain amount of idle time is a Good Thing(tm).

--Think that the chat room moderators are good at their jobs.

--Believe everyone who says they're an attractive 18 year old girl and wants to meet them in person.

--Believe that the AOL browser is fast.

--Think that 12345 is a good password (or combination for their luggage).

--Call the phone company whenever AOL's line is busy to find out why the Internet is broken again.