--Do not actually know how to do anything on a computer *except* start AOL
--Think that getting disconnected after a certain amount of idle time
is a Good Thing(tm)
--Think that the chat room moderators
are good at their jobs.
--Believe everyone who says they're an attractive 18 year old girl
and wants to meet them in person.
--Believe that the AOL browser
--Think that 12345
is a good password
(or combination for their luggage
--Call the phone company
whenever AOL's line is busy to find out why the Internet