I have been putting this theory of mine together for a few weeks now, and I just finished the basics this morning. It's going to sound a little far fetched, but hear me out.

You're happy. You're walking down a city street, feeling good about life. Suddenly, a car coming down the street veers out of control and drives up on to the sidewalk. It's coming toward you at full speed as you try to leap out of the way. (#) The car slams into your body, and you go tumbling back hitting your head on the pavement.

Notice the little (#)? That's what I call the exit point. This is the point where the consciousness departs the body and warps to a parallel universe.

Think I'm totally off my rocker? Great. Read on.

There's a theory which states that every choice to every decision is actually made, and the result is played out on a nearly infinite number of parallel realities. Needless to say, there are going to be an almost infinite number of realities that are damn near identical to our own.

Now that you (hopefully) understand that theory, let's assume that our consciousness is somehow tied into the inner workings of this structure. Obviously, our subconscious knows a lot of shit that we don't, so it has a pretty good idea of what's going on at all times.

Now, what if your soul is immediately zapped to safety just before the possible point of death? I'm not talking minutes here, either. I'm talking about less than milliseconds.

Let's take my example above. The car is heading for you, and you try to leap out of the way. At the point where the (#) appears, your soul leaves your body and heads to a buffering area - a type of waiting room. It sees the event play itself out. In this case, the body is hit by the car, tumbles backward, and splits its head on the pavement. The body dies. At this point, the soul is instantaneously shot to another reality where your balance is slightly different during the jump, and you roll out of the way of the car unharmed.

Now since the body actually dies in that other reality, the people in that other reality accept you have died. You, on the other hand, are convinced that you are one hell of an athlete and can dodge oncoming cars. Life goes on.

This theory can explain a lot of things. It explains the weird disorientation during an event like this, as well as all of those "near misses" in your life: severe car accidents that you were able to survive, etc. It can explain deja vu to a point, as you may have actually repeated an action that was originally done in your new reality. It can explain those weird feelings you get when you just know something just isn't "right", and wasn't like it is now, yet it can't be explained.

Believe it or not, it also can explain the presence of ghosts. Age is a definite factor, and as the body grows older, it grows weaker. There will come a point where the physical body can't sustain life anymore, and dies - at which the soul exits. It doesn't go anywhere, it just hangs around in whatever form it wishes.

As for an aferlife, well, I don't know. Perhaps the soul has a choice of how long it wants to hang around in its present reality before moving on.

Realize, there are exceptions to this theory! If you climb to the top of the Empire State Building, and hurl yourself off the observation deck, your ass is dead. There's no way your subconscious is going to attempt to convince your soul of a possibility of survival. So you scream, and fall to your death where your soul is shot to its final destination immediately, and your body explodes on impact. How fun.

In that instance, every part of your being knows you're about to become chunky salsa. There's no hope. But in the instance of the car example above, there is a good chance of survival, as far as probability goes. The fact is, this theory applies to any situation where the soul is wishing survival, and the situation itself has the appropriate variables to comply with that wish - even if it means zipping over to an alternate reality where the body actually does live.

Now, I know what many of you are thinking. "He's been watching too much 'Sliders'." Wrong. That show is about controlled transport to alternate realities, and always took the most extreme differences between each. It uses the same base scientific theory, but is actually quite different in application. Plus, I didn't like the show very much. I watched the pilot, and that was pretty much it.

I thought it would be somewhat appropriate to add a story I wrote a few years ago on this subject...although it's a little anti-Christian (not in a outright rude or profane or vulgar way), and it has similar ideas...


He remembered little of the moment, after it had happened. But for one fraction of a second, the experience was a sickening eternity. It amazed him how much his brain was capable of, contemplating a dizzying array of topics as the bullet penetrated him, searing the fine line of flesh that covered his skull. It seemed as if his brain had anticipated the moment, that it had determined exactly what was going on.

It was as if his brain had reached out and grasped time itself, holding it down, slowing its passage in his own personal Universe. Its passage was inevitable, but every remaining bit of energy in his brain was devoted to overcoming it. He felt every advance of the bullet as it cracked and shattered a small region of his skull. It continued to move forward, plowing through the path it had created. When the advance of pain finally halted, he recalled hearing somewhere that the brain itself was incapable of feeling the effects of damage; that brain surgeons could easily perform an operation without needing more than a local anesthetic. His knowledge brought him to the obvious conclusion that the bullet was now entering his brain, ripping into the core of the black hole that held time at its mercy.

The horrifying painlessness created a new sense of agony and urgency, a complete and total helplessness. He no longer could gauge the damage of the bullet, and as it slowly ripped through him, his ability to fight time diminished. The bullet began to accelerate, moving faster as it ripped his brain apart.

But that was all behind him now. He recalled nothing more than a flash of pain, and then he was here. He experienced no disorientation, and felt no sense of having "gone" anywhere. In every direction he looked, he saw intense white light, but it did not blind him. In fact, it felt good for him to stare into it, to allow it full entry into his eyes. He soon realized that he did not need to blink his eyes, but it didn't seem to surprise him. He wasn't surprised by the fact that he felt no urge to breathe either, nor did he feel the beating of a heart in his chest. Being was effortless, he had no need to do anything.

He spent another eternity here, in effortless existence. He perceived no passage of time, and found he could go nowhere. He could not move, he could not walk, but he didn't feel the need to. He could no longer close his eyes, as the constant flow of energy comforted him beyond comprehension.

There was no chain of events between his previous experience and the next. Once again, he was simply "here," but "here" had changed. He knew it was Heaven, he had no doubt in his mind. He had devoted a significant portion of his life to God, and he knew that he would be rewarded for his efforts. He knew that he would be infinitely redeemed for his finite contribution on Earth.

And when God read his name from the Book of Life, he was no more surprised than when he realized he could not and did not need to breathe. What surprised him was what came next.

"As your final act of a free will, I give you the choice. You can choose to remain here forever, or to leave my presence forever. It should be an easy decision, but it is a decision I give to you." He didn't expect this, as if he should need to be asked. He responded with the obvious answer, shouting "Of course I will remain here forever!"

"Very well. I am sure you are very aware of the procedures here. You will be cleansed of sin, and then you will remain here for eternity. Let it begin."

It was here that everything that made him repugnant to God would be removed. Every quality that did not appeal to God was shed from him, like layers of useless skin. It felt good to him, to feel the darkest recesses of his mind be purged. Every dark secret he had kept from the closest of friends was ripped from him, and he was fully aware of the entire process.

He remembered each sin as it was taken from him, each evil thought that bothered yet secretly entertained his carnal mind. It was a gradual process, but the awareness of it all kept each sin alive, separated from him yet still in full view. As the process continued, he slowly began to realize that with the loss of each sin, he lost more and more connection to his own former life.

His awareness of the process began to disturb him. He had previously imagined that in Heaven he would at some point meet his wife once she had died, and that he would see all of his relatives, that he would be able to experience eternal bliss in comfort with his loved ones.

But this notion slowly began to leave him. In Heaven, he began to realize, everyone is a relative. "Love thy neighbor," is after all, God's own word. But he had never anticipated it to be this way. In Heaven, love is indistinguishable, without quantity or intensity. It is simply love.

But what sinner remained of him did not desire this. His selfish side did not to share his love with everyone, he wanted to share it with those who mattered on Earth. But Earth matters were not Heavenly matters. Heaven is a place of selfless love, and service to God.

He realized that this once comforting thought was disturbing him, even as the layers of sin were slowly peeled from his soul. The sensation began to hurt, and he realized that with the removal of every sin, the remaining sins increasing in intensity. His final sin would be that root sin, the sin of selfishness, and it gained incredible power over his consciousness as he was cleansed.

His selfishness feared losing its own significance, its power. He feared losing concern for his own existence, and for the existence of those who made his Earthly life more pleasurable, more bearable. He began to grow terrified of losing his own self-interest, in having equal regard for everyone, and infinite regard for God.

He also realized that as the intensity of his selfishness grew, it took longer and longer for him to lose the next sin. It was as if once again he held the power to manipulate time, yet it could not be completely stopped. As he fought the advancing forces, he began to feel an incredible pain within him, one he could not pinpoint on his body.

It penetrated every nerve ending, as if a white-hot needle had been plunged into every possible part of his body that could feel pain. He realized that his body was being ripped from him, the body that had sustained his brain, that had provided him with the means to perpetuate his selfish existence. And his brain did not desire this either.

He wouldn't be needing this body of course, yet he realized the immense amount of pleasure it had provided him. Without it, he would only feel the pleasure of love, equal, indistinguishable love for everybody. But this thought did not please him now.

The passage of time now had almost completely ceased, and the pain he felt began to increase in intensity. He realized that all of this was within his control, that he would let go at any minute and allow the process to fully complete. But he refused to. He would rather have the very body that had provided him with pleasure and ability be tortured, than to give it away forever. But he could not stop the cleansing.

The question posed so long ago had seemed like such a simple question, but now he wished with what remained of him that he could change his mind. His throat began to choke him as self-pity wrapped its fingers around his neck. He felt more human than ever, but he could not breathe, nor could he swallow. But he wanted to.

And as each sin was painfully torn from him, the ever- intensifying final sin fought harder and harder to keep itself alive. He could sin no more, but he wished he could, he wished he could add more sins, to prolong the process as much as possible. But it was impossible.

He wanted to cry, but he did not need to cry. He wanted to see his wife, to hold her in his arms and tell her of the agony that he had been through, but did not need to. He would not need her in Heaven. But he wanted her.

He wanted to feel her lips on his, to kiss her, to feel the warmth of her breath on his face. But he did not need to. He wouldn't be needing lips in Heaven.

As his mind desparately tried to force a reponse from his tortured body, the energy it expended only increased his pain. He could not elicit any response from his body, and as the final sin was shed from him, he felt a terrible numbness that ripped into his mind. It seemed as if the pain left his body, he felt it in his brain. He recalled hearing somewhere that the brain itself was incapable of feeling the effects of damage; that brain surgeons could easily perform an operation without needing more than a local anesthetic. The thought amused him for a moment, but as the pain within his mind increased, he lost the capacity to fight the cleansing of the final sin, his selfishness. He imagined the sensation of tears filling his eyes, of a lump in his throat, of physical and mental despair.

And then it was over. He felt nothing more. He did not need to move, so he did not. And he didn't want to. He did not need smile, for he did not need to show the happiness that he could not feel. His own happiness was irrelevant. He was cleansed, forever under the will of God. He had no will of his own. He did not need it.

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