evilandi obviously hasn't lived in Cheltenham for a long period of time, or at all.
Firstly, I am going to blow this idea that Cheltenham is posh
. NO, IT ISNT. Anybody who has taken trips around Whaddon, St Marks, and Hesters Way will know that these areas are the places the noble Council decide to house the criminal scum
Sure, we have some lovely tree lined streets, however, Cheltenham also has, according to Jeremy Clarkson
, the worst One-way system in the world, ever. This Circular road is often used as a race track, where the afformentioned scum
race their stolen wheels with middle-class teenagers, who just got their first car bought for them by Daddy.
Thats right, people... Cheltenham is Boy Racer