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• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Beautiful, but wrong
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• All My Friends Are Superheroes
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• They are all pretty but fading.
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• But can a robot love.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• all but
• Can't we all just be friends?
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I am wrong
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• But can you still cry like a child?
• One letter can make all the difference
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• What to do if all your friends are losers
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• we can all just be around other people
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• She is all I am listening to here
• all net, nothing but territory
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I am nothing but my sins
• Can Am
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• i know you are but what am i
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• All Our Wrong Todays
• All generalizations are wrong
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• You can, but you may not
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• like you're blind but still can see
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Fuck them all but the six
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• About all that went wrong
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• All you can eat
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• wired all wrong
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• All these words are wrong
• All gods but your own
• Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
• All The Wrong Questions
• Missing all the wrong people
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• We Can all Die Like This
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• I am but higher
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• All I can do
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• All the Pain Money Can Buy

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