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• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• There are no facts
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• We don't need no education
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Articles that need to differentiate between fact and fiction
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• The facts are these:
• The Facts of Life
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• Did you know facts
• Of Subtext, Subtlety, and Coming In After The Fact
• If an idea is written, it becomes a fact
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Nonphysical Facts
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• fact of the matter
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus. Part 2
• Just the facts, ma'am
• social fact
• A Theory of Facts
• due to the fact that
• A Power of Facing Unpleasant Facts
• The Spectre, A Fact
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• You search in vain for recollection of the most basic of facts
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• About Facts (user)
• Fact Quest 2012 (document)
• alternative facts
• facts about capital punishment
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• indisputable fact
• Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
• Nutrition Facts
• The difference between the facts and the truth
• Pop music is irrefutable proof that there is in fact a Hell
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Your facts peel away from your own fiction
• Facts In Five
• The McDonald's coffee lawsuit
• You don't have any real problems
• 365 Surprising Scientific Facts, Breakthroughs, and Discoveries
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Buy the rumor, sell the fact
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 4
• Werms: Metaphor or Fiction? Fact or Fancy? Secret Code or Ancient Bluff?
• Insect nutrition facts
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• As a matter of fact I did invent the Internet
• On fact, opinion and objectivity
• facts (user)
• my mother's diary and alternative facts
• matter of fact it's all dark
• Moorean fact
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Mr. Lunch takes the bus. In fact, he prefers it.
• There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
• An Encyclopædia of Interesting Facts (category)
• The Full Facts book of Cold Reading
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• What is there to say, decades after the fact?
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• after the fact
• Dark Fact (user)
• fact
• Facts
• fun fact
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus
• Snapple Sun
• Email Facts of Life
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Financial Facts About IBM
• the fact that
• UN Sanctions and the Mortality of Iraqi Children: Facts and Figures
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Factual Faction for the Freedom of Fine Facts
• Stick 2 Facts
• human vision
• E2 Nutrition Facts (document)
• Fact or Fiction
• fact spamming
• Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Fact checking
• Michael Scofield facts
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• The World Almanac and Book of Facts
• Don't say no
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Your prejudices are opinion, not fact
• The mere fact that something is true is not a good reason to say it.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Specific and Articulated Facts
• Aviation medical facts
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• The game of facts
• this is not a suicide note, in fact it's
• Odd facts about the human body
• The fact that your band is "politically aware" does not cause it to cease sucking
• Odd facts of life I learned from Math
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I dont no (user)
• Three facts about the yak
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• An Incomplete List of Untrue Facts
• Strawberry facts
• A Few Facts About the Atomic Revamp and Redirection Overcharge Weapon System (ARROW)
• I've accepted the fact that this is unacceptable
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Cosmological Facts
• The Truth of Fact, the Truth of Feeling
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 3
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family
• Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance
• revisit of known facts
• The Dictionary of Disgusting Facts
• knew the facts (user)
• No, don't click that!
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• This ain't no picnic
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I don't need to be loved by you
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I don't need a punchline
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• with the things you don't need
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• He ain't no movie star
• Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
• I don't have the time
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• you don't have to do this
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• telling people what they don't need to know
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Show, don't tell
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To

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