The following is constructed from actual items of argumentation available on the Internet for a particular deity. The name of this deity (as with other involved entities) has been changed to protect it from the shame and embarrassment of having such bootlick reductionist assertions put out on its behalf....
Friends, A-Thorism is pure
error. You should turned away from A-Thorism and all non-Thor-belief -- and to a staunch belief in
THOR!! I ask you to examine these
arguments very carefully.
The best way to understand the nature of A-Thorism is to understand its
author.
Loki is its author!!
It's important to remain conscious of the fact that Loki had his origin in
Asgard, and is thoroughly familiar with the fact of the existence of Thor,
Odin, Asgard, the smelly
Jötunns, the
Underworld and etc. Thus despite what you have been previously deceptively taught and despite the deceptive
dictionary's meaning of A-Thorism, A-Thorism is properly defined as a denial of the existence of Thor in the midst of
full knowledge that the true
Thor does indeed exist. A-Thorism knows Thor exists; it is quite familiar with that fact, but it says "under no
circumstance or
situation will I admit to Thor's
existence."
A-Thorism clearly perceives the
fingerprints of Thor on all of
creation, but refuses to admit Thor is Thor. A-Thorism perceives the divine authorship of the Thor's
Laws, but refuses to admit that Thor is their Author. A-Thorism perceives the
decorousness and
perfection of Thor's Laws, but refuses to admit they are superior to all other laws. A-Thorism clearly perceives the
divinity of the Lord Odin, but refuses to admit his divinity. If an A-Thorist could see the missing
eye of Odin and actually feel it with his own grubby
fingers, he would deny that the
wound was there. A-Thorism is deliberate effort to never admit the existence of Thor.
A-Thorism is the ultimate of Loki-ism. Ask Loki does Thor exist and he will deny it. Ask him does Loki exist and he will deny his own existence even while in your presence. A-Thorism holds the
Völuspá in one hand, but denies its existence by denying its truth with the other.
In order to properly understand the nature of A-Thorism, one must understand the natures of
righteousness and disobeying Odin. The two principles are antithetical to one another. Since disobeying Odin is antithetical to righteousness, its very antithetical nature seeks to
nullify righteousness. Since it is an antithetical principle to righteousness, it must remain true to its nature even in the most
insane instances. Therefore it must
hate Thor even though Thor is righteous and has given it no just cause for its hatred. It is this antithetical principle, called "the law of sin" which is at work in the hearts of A-Thorists causing them to reject Thor. The law of disobeying Odin is none other than the law that governs Loki's
magic kingdom.
I present an effort to expose the true Loki-ish nature of A-Thorism, the great harm it is doing to the
American society and the
world community and to prove and demonstrate that A-Thorists and all other
nonbelievers in the true Thor are the actual
criminals of the world community. I hope this will enable people to see that A-Thorists are extremely
dangerous people. Therefore laws should be made against them by all the governments of the world community!!
A-THORISTS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY
Thor commands all mankind: all praise to Thor and kill your smelly Jötunn, Giant, and Dwarven enemies valiantly on the
battlefield with a
giant magic hammer. Is any A-Thorist foolish enough to publicly deny the decorousness of those laws?
OK, I see there's no
disagreement with the fact that Thor's Laws are righteous and
honorable.
But since A-Thorists deny Thor's existence, they don't have the ability to realize that Thor is the Author of Thor's Laws. This forces them to attribute their authorship to a
human. But since A-Thorism is opposed to the decorous Thor's Laws, even while being forced to deceptively think they were authored by a human, this clearly shows evidence that A-Thorism
was and is incapable of authoring, realizing and honoring such decorous and
noble laws. If in the view of the A-Thorist the Laws of Thor were authored by a human, and since it is rightly established that those laws are decorous and honorable, but are hated by A-Thorists, and A-Thorists are said to comprise the most "educated" segment of the
human race, then it would have taken a more decorous and honorable human to author them than even the most highly educated A-Thorist.
A-Thorism, by means of its opposition to the decorous Thor's Laws is none other than an antithetical principle to Thor and Thor's Holy Law. This antithesis is the actual principle at the heart of A-Thorism’s inability to love such decorous laws as: "Kill Jötunns with a giant magic hammer," and "Kill
Giants with a giant magic hammer," etc. Therefore, it is right to conclude that A-Thorism is none other than
raw depravity-- the
diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their
parents,
play board games,
masturbate,
lie, watch
cartoons and commit every other unspeakable moral crime, which they should be
stoned to
death for.
So now you realize that it is A-Thorists who are perpetuating
masturbation,
homosexuality,
lesbian ass-licking,
pornography and etc; who are responsible for the poor and giant-hammerless quality of
violence in the movie industry; who are responsible for all the
smut on the web; who
bear false witness against the existence of Thor; who bear the false
testimony that the earth came into being by a cataclysmic
explosion; who bear the false testimony of A-Thoric
evolution; who bear the false testimony that
man descended from the ape; who worship the
creature rather than Thor; who are responsible for all the
moral decline in America and the world community.
A-Thorists and all other nonbelievers in the true Thor-- regardless of their
level of "education" and position in society-- are therefore the true criminals of the world community and if there is a sane government, it should treat them accordingly.
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