Findings:

• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• No, I don't have channel 11
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Stoned music memories
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• So you don't have to
• Cats don't have brakes
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• A reason to drink
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have a punklin and you don't
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You don't have any real problems
• I don't have a television set
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have the time
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to do this
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Don't try this at home
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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