Findings:

• The worst fanfic ever
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• The worst name ever
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• Worst episode ever
• The worst ending ever
• The worst job interview ever
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The worst children's book ever
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Worst Node Ever
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• The worst things about divorce
• anime
• Anime is not a genre
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The bravest man I've ever known
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• the worst night of my life
• worsted wool
• Anime Explained
• Anime clichés
• oh ever so slowly
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Nothing ever changes
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• Johnny Evers
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• The best thing ever
• The Worst Climate in The World
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• great anime filmmakers
• Medgar Evers
• the hottest it has ever been
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No government can ever give you freedom
• All I ever wanted to be
• Best Week Ever
• Ever Falling (user)
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• The Scariest Eurovision Songs Ever
• Worst of the Best
• Anime Mind Control
• Sneezing in anime
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Longest science fiction story ever
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• The Worst Moment
• A very mean bar trick
• Anime ain't anime without tentacle rape
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• the worst lunchbreak in living memory
• Black Man given Nation's Worst Job
• Why I hate anime
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• worst
• The Worst Of Toys
• The Anime Encyclopedia
• happily ever after
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Best smoke I've ever had
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Imagine the worst possible consequences
• The Worst High School Play in the World
• anime vs manga
• Japan: The Land of Anime?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Ever felt that?
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Worst Battle
• blackface anime
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The first bear I ever saw
• The Road Goes Ever On
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• did you ever wonder (user)
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• MissJadeStar and the biggest ever MFC tip
• your worst nightmare (user)
• Anime hair
• Anime and Manga
• They all lived happily ever after
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I've been smoking ever since
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
• Worst Case Scenario
• No worst, there is none
• Obligatory Cute Anime Animal
• Anime Weekend Atlanta
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
• The Worst Day of My Life
• Anime Expo
• clumsy anime secretary
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Ever Onward
• evers (user)
• My most disturbing dream ever
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Worsted
• The all-time worst moments of professional wrestling
• I want anime hair, and then some
• anime/manga (usergroup)
• ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The first dollar I ever made
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Don't work at a golf course
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• World's Worst
• The World's Worst Knock Knock Jokes
• Finding free anime on the internet
• Crazy_for_boys/anime (user)
• The best line I ever used

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