Findings:

• pingouin, will you marry me?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• feline allergies
• You will not remember me at all
• Me and Will
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• fuck me and marry me young
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• My New York will die with me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• If No One Will Love Me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• ender will save me (user)
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Marry Me a Little
• Marry Me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• nobody will let me start a country
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Don't Say You Love Me
• It's Greek to Me
• Sing Along With Me
• so save me (user)
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Love me the way that I love you
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Listen to me!
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• What have you done for me lately?
• Calgon, take me away
• They inspire me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• ME IN LOVE (user)
• Yo Ho, Me Hearties (user)
• Kiss Me, Judas
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Please, Call me Honky
• he that is not with me is against me
• you hear me? (user)
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Tell Me What You Think
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• let me talk (user)
• Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• If your wish be to close me
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The life train left without me
• Things that we will never use
• Styles of Radical Will
• Online flirting will send you straight to hell
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• There will be time
• This will go down on your permanent record
• I will fight no more forever
• Buddha's Discourse on Good Will
• What you will know in the future can affect the present
• The beatings will continue until morale improves
• The revolution will not be webcast
• How will I die?
• marry
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Last Will and Testament
• How to marry a Japanese person
• The free will 'pseudo-problem'
• /me
• I WILL PRAY (user)
• why me?
• Mice will continue to dream of Cats shedding claws from radiation sickness
• Speak To Me
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• GP, are you with me?
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• Will Grayson, Will Grayson
• Comfort me
• Please stop annoying me
• an image of me, driving home tonight
• Blow me down!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• you complete me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Give me a moment, please
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Me Against the World
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• How television car chases influenced me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Varus me meus ad suos amores
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• Take Me Back to Tech
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Meet Me Tonight In Atlantic City: A Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Come Talk To Me
• No one touches me
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• The full moon made me do it
• Save me (user)
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• me, now and again
• Tell me about my contradictions
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• mes (user)

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