Observe:

Question: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get to the bus stop?

Bad Answer: Fuck off! Do I look like a fucking map to you?

Good Answer: I'm sorry I'm not very good with directions. Hey, you're cute! Why don't you stay at my house tonight instead? I've got to warn you though, I don't have a TV so my roommate Tawny and I usually just wind up playing Twister naked. I hope you don't mind.