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• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• November 4, 1995
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• When Rabbit Howls
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• Myself When I am Real
• When the Robins Nest Again
• To Here Knows When
• When You Are Old And Grey
• A poem for when I loved him
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• When your baby drools, when your baby barks
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• What to do when your car breaks down
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When I left my girl
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• Level 2
• good vs. well
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• When are you going to stop running?
• When You Are: a guide for time travelers
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• When quitting isn't quitting
• When the Circus Comes to Town
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• When I Pretend to Fall
• speak only when spoken to
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When pigs fly
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• When You Wish Upon a Star
• When American writers use Latin, or other languages
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• when i hold you near
• When we were liars things were seamless
• You were here when I fell asleep
• Things to consider when choosing a Martial Art
• When I became beautiful
• When Clients Attack
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• back when our blood was still warm
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• When We Try Talking
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• When the Monkey Stood Still
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• When I went back in time to kill you
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• When having sex in Poland
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• When I Touch You
• When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
• I know when the world will end
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• When I was ten years old
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• When 'Omer Smote 'Is Bloomin' Lyre
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When the Bear And the Fox Shared a Field
• Resolving disparate magic systems when forced to
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When the World Ends
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Yer So Bad
• When I first met you
• When I have female children
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When the Year Grows Old
• Stoned music memories
• Laugh when threatened
• when? (user)
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When Bobby Comes Down
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• When I am an old woman
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Going by the script when talking to people
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• When Web Designers Attack: A New Fox Special
• Things to consider when organizing a team of superheroes
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• When in doubt, choose wings not shoes
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When I Paint My Masterpiece
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• When everybody carries masks
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• when the time comes
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• when the wind is blowing just right
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I only smoke when I drink
• When the foeman bares his steel
• When the words stop working
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• When animals taunt
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When we shed our earthly skin
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• And When I Die

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