Findings:

• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Should I be happy?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Funerals should be a celebration
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• why you should never be a referee
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• I should be able to remember your face
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Food should not be luminous
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Be a girl for a day
• What is and what should never be
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• It should not be this complicated
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• When shall I be free?
• That'll Be the Day
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• titles should be approached laterally
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Should high school be mandatory?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Should I be sorry?
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Chalant should be a word!
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• It will be good when I am leader
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• This node should be filled with waka!
• This node should be filled with renga!
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• How Should A Person Be?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Farmers' Market
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Automobile tire pressure
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Things every child should be taught
• stupidity should be painful
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• Laundry should be free
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• AI should be our top priority.
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• No threat should be taken lightly
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I am blind when I want to be
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• There are times when they seem to be right
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• You Should Be Sober
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Why should we be moral?
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Chant and be Happy
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles

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