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• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Be Thou My Vision
• Thou shalt not disfigure the soul.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• gods we may be
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Thou shalt learn how to spell
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• God must be deaf
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Thou Shalt Win at All Costs
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Thou Shalt Not Kill
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• If God was willing to let it be
• Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife
• Peace be upon him
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Evil be thou my good
• thou owest God a death
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Thou shalt not look at graven images of sex workers in improbable geometries
• To God Be the Glory
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• You Shall Be as Gods
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Thou art God
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Be My God
• That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• God's Waiting Room
• Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
• The Trees Under the Protection of the Gods
• One nation under God
• Wrath of God
• What Would God Do?
• God is a she
• God has no free will
• God Bless the Child
• Marcel Pagnol's argument on the (non-)existence of God
• City of God Book XV
• The God and Devil Show
• Bob Marley, Haile Selassie and God
• Henry Ford vs God
• a conversation with this, that, or the other god
• God is not omnipotent
• Where is God?
• God's will v. God's plan
• Julius Caesar and the Gallic Gods
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• God in the World of Darkness
• God is a Butcher
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• God of War 2
• John Safran vs God
• Is she really going out with him?
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• better off with him than here with me
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Why Dost Thou Shade Thy Lovely Face?
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• be seeing you
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• stupidity should be painful
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Daylight Saving Time should be ended
• Be cool in college
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• College football must be preserved
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• An M pretending to be an S
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Be fruitful and multiply
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• We Can Be Together
• Just be home in time for supper
• Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• I will always be in the details
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Easier to be gay
• you pretend to be the moon
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Divine Horsemen: The Living Gods of Haiti
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Guido Ubaldus' proof of the existence of God
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• God and those dang Computers
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• Gods say the darndest things
• God Hates Fundies
• City of God Book I : 2
• City of God Book XIX
• Of Gods and Men: On Christianity
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Fear God
• Courtesy between gods and mortals
• God in the Streetlight
• I found God
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• Household god
• Conversations with God: An Uncommon Dialogue
• So young and already God is fading
• God Talk and Burning Children
• I wish I could burn like god
• skinny gals r gods! (user)
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• If there is a God, I hate her
• Better him than me
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• I was Chris to him
• him da best (user)
• We are powerless against him
• Can'st thou not minister to a mind diseased?
• The Day Thou Gavest
• to be
• Too good to be true
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• What does it mean to be religious?
• all the cute guys will be there
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• To thine own self be true
• Ahh, to be young and in the Middle East in the summer!
• murder can be fun
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• How the Sun Came to Be
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Be an adult. Be false.
• Bear Boxing
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I must die or be better
• That'll be $8.75
• The BMT That Used To Be
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• don't be absurd (user)
• Bound To Be Read
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.

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