Findings:

• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You stole what they would have given you
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They could have saved Kevin
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If they would only choose to hear it
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• you would have been
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• They Have a Word for It
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• he would have laughed
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They must have faces
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• he would have cried
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• People want what they cannot have
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Things they should teach in school
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• They came together so as to form one whole
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I would like to have emotions
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• They have taken enough
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I have one whole anus
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• They have no bones.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• What pornos would have us believe
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• I have bad taste in music
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• Cats don't have brakes
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• I used to have so many dreams
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• 80's bands that have survived
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• based on events that may have happened
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• high school diploma
• Divinity School of Hard Knocks
• Too much school makes us crack
• Nationally Recognized School of Excellence
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• waking up at school
• Columbine High School is NOT in Littleton, Colorado!
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• grade school
• nursery school
• High School Reunion
• Lynbrook High School
• Spensley Street Primary School
• Buxton School
• the young school
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Fixing the public schools
• Bromley High School for Girls
• Till Eulenspiegel at the High School of Prague
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• They made life together, alone in themselves
• The goggles, they do nothing
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• God damned sons of bitches
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: A Traveller in Cambry
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Safeway of the damned
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• the best damned story ever written
• what would you like?

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