Findings:
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- These are their future good old days.
- The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
- They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- Are images defined through their visual language?
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- These images in their contrivance were the utter epitome of unconscious inertia
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- What guys do with their penis
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- And the Hippos were Boiled in their Tanks
- You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
- I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- Dead links in writeups
- this is it, we're going to die
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- This was their finest hour
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- And their feet move
- I will ask them all their dreams
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Why programmers don't comment their code
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- A League of Their Own
- Off with their heads!
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- I Look at Men in the Height of Their Youth
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 20
- Their feet grow dark with his blood
- Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- This node is locked. This trip is going on too long.
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Those were the days of miracles and splendour
- Know your pets
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- By their fruits you shall know them
- You wear your breasts to their full extent
- institutions have lives of their own
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- He Knows Not Their Names
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Meat By-Products and their Uses
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- They'll find their own lightning
- Brides on their Trial
- Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- day trip
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Today is the last day of the rest of your life
- We're Going On A Bug Hunt
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- Going through the motions
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- their
- Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
- The Monkeys and Their Mother
- Flaunting your sexuality
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Why American women shave their legs
- If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
- Greeks like their women armless
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Lousy jobs were made for the rest of us
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- My hands have lost their memory
- Selling their souls to Santa
- Animals which resemble their owners
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Ranters and their rants
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- Each one has their own story
- Familiars and Totem Animals - Their Attributes
- I liked their early stuff
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- words whose reversals are their opposites
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Addressing others by their user names
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- So we drank their blood...
- Correcting BBC newsreaders on their grammar
- Of Mongoloids and Their Kin
- The children are all crying in their pens
- Mammals and Their Milk
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
- Antisemitism and Martin Luther
- Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, and Their Forbidden Love
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- Apple-pie families and their flaming wreckage
- pussy! I go through two lighters a day man!
- Frozen Dead Guy Days
- The day we woke up and the machines were us
- Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
- Some day, and for the rest of my days
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
- humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
- We're Going On A Bear Hunt
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- The days of very old were not very good
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
- Rugby players eat their dead
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- Table of Organs and Their Relationships
- What Befell Candide and Martin on Their Passage
- The She-Goats and Their Beards
- Things people put up their butts
- In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
- Judging women by their books
- 27 Innocent Bystanders and Their Visions of the Afterlife
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Stars In Their Eyes
- Their Satanic Majesties Request
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
- dead insects are flipped over on their backs
- The Three Princes and their Beasts
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Run around like chickens with their head cut off
- Why female athletes are paid less than their male counterparts
- Some kiss with their eyes closed
- Legal Happy Pills and their Trials and Tribulations
- Rock Stars and their bizarre love-lives
- Women and their weight problem
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- I feel their presence
- RMS forgiving KDE users of their sins
- if drivers don't use their turn signals
- Everyone's got their drug
- Cats always land on their feet
- Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
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