Findings:

• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
• The last dog I ever gave my entire heart to break
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Have You Ever Walked?
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• How could you ever have enough?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Have you ever thought
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Stoned music memories
• Something that may have changed my life...
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I have become furniture in your life
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I must have waited all my life for this
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• A complete backup of the entire Internet
• Why Vampire Hunter D's hand ruins the entire movie
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• The tyranny and ingratitude of the entire goddamn world
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• we lived entire summers after midnight
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• Time cares for us not, though it carries us the path entire.
• This entire place is digging a grave for her
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• we must look at the entire picture
• The best teacher I ever had
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• All I ever wanted to be
• Ever Onward
• The greatest drill command ever
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• Don't work at a golf course
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths

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