Findings:
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- fuck you pay me
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- I Bended unto Me
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
- something terrible comes over me
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- let me know who you are now.
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- just hold me, and let me weep
- That would be me
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I wish you would talk to me
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Fuck me harder
- She's the kind of woman who
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- treat me like a woman
- Just call me fluffy
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Someone to Watch over Me
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- bowl me over
- Just Me (user)
- She just looks at me
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- You have no power over me
- What in the world has come over me
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- just for me, sitting on the bench
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- What Playboy taught me just now
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Just Let Me Breathe
- fuck me and marry me young
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Fuck me
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- who me (user)
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- Fuck me boots
- Fuck me till I fart
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- People just expect things from me
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- May those who are born after me
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Just don't expect me to understand
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- A Woman Waits for Me
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- She Fucks Me
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- it's just me (user)
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- it's still just me in here
- The Spy Who Loved Me
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