Findings:

• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• Fun for Everyone
• Suicide is not for everyone.
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
• excuse
• excuse moi (user)
• Give one a stab
• Don't Give Me Names
• Things you give people that they keep
• Give your tax refund to charity
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Governments need only give the appearance of justice
• Only her hands would give her away
• Socialism : where everyone is a slave
• everyone needs an angry love story
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• The good excuse of cigarettes
• give head
• Give Peace a Chance
• And What You Give Is What You Get
• How to give yourself a manicure
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• GIVE IT A REST (user)
• When life gives you demons...
• Tell everyone
• Everyone has an accent
• Press the reset button, and everyone is a virgin again
• The ducks, however, hate everyone
• juggler's excuses
• Don't give up
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• How to give a hug
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
• Dont Give Names (user)
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• A Letter To Everyone
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• together everyone accomplishes more
• Excuse me
• Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• If I Had the World to Give
• How to give a recital
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• It's a secret to everyone
• God bless everyone. No exceptions.
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Give a flying fuck
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• give me your most honest smile
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• The United States should go to war with everyone
• Everyone's code sucks
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Give Me Strength
• Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
• Give 'em the Boot
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Everyone Poops
• bad excuse (user)
• Give one the blanket
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Give Me Your Children
• Give In, Or Give Up
• Considerations Regarding Proposals to Give Legal Recognition to Unions Between Homosexual Persons
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Give us Barabbas!
• we can give up, but the world never will
• everyone
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Everyone has AIDS. AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Give the Anarchist a Cigarette
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Give in to flirtation
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• War Is a Force that Gives Us Meaning
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
• Everyone on this site is a bot. Everyone except you, and nate.
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Give the dog a bone
• How to give thanks for an early winter
• Give me your knees
• Paycheck
• Everyone is different
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Tools everyone should have
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• When your presents give me hives
• talking can only give you away
• How to give a hand massage
• Give Her To The Monsters
• Give me something worth reading
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• The introverted thinker gives feedback
• Porn for Everyone
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• I don't give a shit
• Give equal rights to gays
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• Don't give up your day job
• give me the truth or nothing
• Chewing gum gives you an advantage as a football manager
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Time washes everyone clean
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Current technology can give us super powers
• the paycheck aspect
• Everyone else (user)
• Everyone is right
• watching everyone you know die
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Give one the works
• Give 'Em The Boot II
• Give yourself up
• Giving a woman a handjob
• Men can't give directions
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Give the devil his due
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Everyone's got their drug
• Everyone should own a tandem
• Everyone out of the universe, quick!
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of nenja.
• Religion is no excuse for violence
• Give me a break!
• Give it the old college try
• A drug that gives instant orgasms

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