Findings:

• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• lollipop kid
• Kids Incorporated
• Annoying, affectless hipster kids in record stores
• The Subliminal Kid
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Kid Kash
• Fisherman Jim's Kids
• Kids (user)
• Kidd Fresh (user)
• Tell me about your secret places
• Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Tell en-Nasbeh
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• As she waits to tell him
• Truths We Tell, Secrets We Keep
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Things Never to say to your kids
• I Dislike the D&D Kids at My School
• Invisible Kid II
• Mean tricks little kids play on each other
• Wall Street Kid
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• kid@ (user)
• Preacher's Kid syndrome
• Captain Kidd (user)
• Tell everyone
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• You never can tell
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Gap Kids
• Kids these days
• Napalm sticks to kids
• Kid Creole
• Kids have no concept of time
• skatt kid (user)
• The Eyeball Kid (user)
• The 1-2-3 Kid
• The kid's guide to science projects
• Screw diapers, your kids are gonna need tire swings and bananas, Monkey Boy
• our kid
• Drugs are only for cool kids
• William Tell Overture
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Dead Men Tell No Tales
• How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
• Tell brave deeds of war
• How to tell if your fruit is ripe
• Tell me a story
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• Kid Dynamite
• BC Kid
• Kid A (user)
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Artificial Kid (user)
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Kid A in Alphabet Land
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• kid slugger (user)
• cool kid (user)
• tell Tchaikovsky the news
• It's much easier to tell the truth
• Though you can tell me
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Tell Beit Mirsim
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• The kids
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Giving our kids something to rebel against
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Dodo the kid from Outer Space
• Onion Kid
• The Kenosha Kid (user)
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• cola kid (user)
• the kool kid (user)
• Okay, kids, should we make Fido sleep in the basement with Balphegor the Tyrannical?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• when strangers tell me to smile
• How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• It's not the story you tell, it's the words you write
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• Tell us your troubles
• Fox Kids
• Popular kids
• how I talk to kids
• Kids that age think they know it all
• The Yellow Kid
• spending time with your kids
• The Frisco Kid
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Making kids is free. The rest will cost you.
• Go cry, emo kid
• Rotten kid theorem
• tell it to Sweeney
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• How to tell where you are in Manhattan
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• You tell me this is God?
• Tell Laura I love her
• Tell it to the Marines
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Alex Kidd
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• The Spotlight Kid
• The Kids' AIDS Site
• Kid Creole and the Coconuts
• Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
• When we were little kids, running
• Nintendo games are for kids
• Third Culture Kid
• two kids (user)
• I Kid You Not (category)
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Your eyes tell a whole other story
• Tell him, she told me
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Take it to usenet, kids
• kid in a candy store
• Magnetic Kid
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• no women no kids (user)
• Rich Kids on LSD
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• T-Dot Kid (user)
• Diary of a Wimpy Kid
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Tell me a story about elephants
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• then tell us the way
• Kids' WB!
• The Lemon Kid
• The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• The Katzenjammer Kids
• Kid Vid2 (user)
• Ribena Kid
• College Kids and MACs

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