Findings:

• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• When we were little kids, running
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• When we were liars things were seamless
• My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• When We Were Very Young
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• When We Were Kings
• When were the gospels written?
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• When you were my baby
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• When We Were Orphans
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• What did you mean when you said...
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• when you were words
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• You were here when I fell asleep
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When Things Were Rotten
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• when we were children
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• It hurt when we were pruned
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When I said yes
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Kid tested, mother approved
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• When We Were Mud
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• November 4, 1995
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Mother Russia (user)
• Mother's Cross
• My mother vs my relationship
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Mama Said
• He Said, She Said
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Stuff that keeps coming up
• Selling my least favorite stuff to the neighbors
• Trader Joe's Turkey-less Stuffed Roast with Gravy
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• We're all guinea pigs
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• I dreamed you were a god once
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• So There We Were
• Are you thinking what we're thinking?
• were wolf pop (user)
• If we're such good friends
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• and things we're all too young to know
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Things to remember when buying new underwear
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• When you're home alone
• When I get mad I throw harder
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• When should a firm stop production?
• Say When
• You know you're in the SCA when
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When We Recovered
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• When the Dancer Holds the Sun in Her Arms
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• New Kids on the Block
• kids grow up too fast
• candy kid
• The Oppression of Kid Sister
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Kid Columbia (user)
• Kid/A (user)
• kid in the lake (user)
• Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid
• kid for today
• Mother and Babe
• Mother's Little Helper
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• Surrogate mother
• Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
• The Mothers and Fathers Italian Association
• Mother's cilantro and potato soup
• The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• "Truth," said a traveller
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• stuff
• Inside Stuff
• Stuffed salmon
• How to stuff a turkey
• Stuff for pseudointellectual college grads (e2poll)
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• You were my plans tonight
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• Mistakes were made
• Mistakes we knew we were making
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• It is sad how many were torn off
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• I walk around when I'm high
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When your presents give me hives
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat

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