Findings:

• Satan shoots and... Jesus Saves!
• Your ass is indefensible
• Big Ass Ham
• My first smart ass comment
• ASS HOLE (user)
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Jesus stiff
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 3
• jesus stick
• Jesus in a freakin' push-up bra!
• Jesus III - The Judgement Day
• When Jesus Wept
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• jesus reigns (user)
• Shakespeare, Einstein, and Jesus
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• bad ass
• The Ass in the Lion's Skin
• Ass like a chicken
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
• thug ass nigga (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
• Beware of finding a Jesus entirely congenial to you
• Jesus wept
• asleep in Jesus
• Jesus H Christ (user)
• Jesus Vs. Achilles
• Jesus did not speak English
• The Apathy Jesus (user)
• The Jesus Lizard
• Jesus and Hitler: A Romance
• Shoot the monkey
• Shoot to kill
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Tap that ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• Welding puns that involve the word "ass"
• Jesus Lizard
• Jesus versus Elvis
• Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
• Buddy Jesus
• The Jesus Diet
• Crazy Jesus (user)
• Popsicles for Jesus
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• hop skip n shoot (user)
• The Ass and the Horse
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• bad ass (user)
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Ass kisser
• What Would Jesus Do?
• Atheist compatible Jesus
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 4
• East Jesus
• Presidents of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
• Flying Jesus
• What would Jesus drive?
• La Vie De Jesus
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Global warming is a hoax and Jesus rode a dinosaur
• don't shoot the messenger
• pigeon shoot
• swamp ass
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Ass Pain
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack
• Dat ass
• Jews for Jesus
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• Jesus was a black man
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• The Jesus freak scare
• Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• American Jesus (user)
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Zola Jesus
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• Shoot first (user)
• The Ass and His Driver
• jawbone of an ass
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Ass wrestling
• show your ass (user)
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• Baby Jesus
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 6
• Jesus People
• Jesus of Nazareth
• Jesus is Lord
• Enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Red Ass
• Weird-ass exam technique
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Jesus and the Moneylenders
• Jesus is cut!
• Thanking Jesus for Victory
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• The Life Of Jesus
• What would Jesus buy?
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• sorry ass
• The Ass and the Wolf
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• hoss ass hole (user)
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• 900 foot Jesus
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Jesus of Montreal
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• jesus t christ (user)
• No Jesus, No Peace
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• Lost Years of Jesus
• showing the green shoots of recovery
• Asses of Fire
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• The Obscene Ass
• Coon ass
• candy ass (user)
• Jesus Christ Trigonal Planar
• The Trial of Jesus
• The Jesus Incident
• The Real Jesus
• Jesus Christs
• Kooler than Jesus
• Chris "Jesus" Ferguson
• Jesus loves me, right?
• Look down, shoot down
• The machine that shoots pencils
• The Lion, the Fox, and the Ass
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Run your ass
• Big Ass Fans
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• The Jesus Movement
• Sweet Jesus
• Crosses scare Jesus
• Disco Jesus (user)
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Ye Sleeping Knights of Jesus
• Jesus (user)
• Jesus the Magician
• Jesus Camp
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• Shoot the Chutes
• ass

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