A caffeinated energy drink by the Jones Soda company. I purchased a can of whoopass once last semester to drink in Physics lab. While it did prevent me from falling asleep (and potentially injuring myself or those around me), said can of whoop-ass was not very tasty and far too expensive for my liking. I gave the can, which says "whoop-ass" on it to my friend J. because he's a dork and collects that kind of thing.

whoop-ass nutritional information:
Serving Size......................250ml
Servings per Container...........1

Amount per serving:

Calories.......................110
Total Fat.......................0g
Sodium.........................0mg
Protein.........................0g
Total Carbohydrates....28g
Sugars.........................27g

Thiamin 310%, Riboflavin 310%, Niacin 100%, Vitamin B6 260%

Ingredients: carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup and/or sugar, taurine, citric acid, natural flavor, royal jelly, guarana extract, caffeine, inositol, potassium benzoate, potassium sorbate, niacin, riboflavin, vitamin b6, thiamin.

I have three cans of Whoop Ass Soda on my desk here. They are of a great tactical advantage over other people:

"See this: This is a can of whoop ass! Don't make me break it out."

I've had several cans of it. I got them at Microsoft, of all places. Jones soda provides the soda there as the (team chosen, mind you) "Official Soda of the XBox". Yikes. Let me tell you, the stuff tastes exactly like Flinstones vitamins, and does in fact contain the much dreaded "Yellow Number 5". It's really hard to get through a can of it, and is definately an acquired taste. It contains royal jelly as a main ingrediant (although I have no idea what that is supposed to mean). From the front of the can:

"Whoop Ass Energy Drink - Revitalizes attitude & Restores Faith in Mankind"

From the back of the can:

"The last thing the world needs is another energy drink, so here's one more. At Jones, we mixed an old skool Japanese formula with out attitude. With ingrediants like TAURINE, ROYAL JELLY, and INOSITOL, this stuff is legit. Run with the little guy, if you can keep up! (...) Official Drink of the Jones Soda RV. Not recommended for people who souldn't be drinking it (you know who you are).

Couldn't have said it better myself. See other energy drinks (Red Bull, etc, and take my mild caveat as they never make good mixers.

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