A great combination of putting your foot in your mouth and talking out your ass.

Done with skill this two-for-one move can eliminate any doubt that you are a social pariah of the worst kind and should never again be invited to any funeral except your own.

Be aware though that it takes a bit of getting right. It's no good just saying something dumb. It's not much better just saying something wholly in-appropriate. You have to reach out there and get dumb and in-appropriate in the same sentence.

A good example is "She's got a not bad pair of tits but I wouldn't touch her with yours, everyone in here has had her" out loud in a pub to the guy who just got divorced last week from the girl you are talking about.

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