Findings:
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- America is currently reliving the 1950's. Do not adjust your set.
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- if you do not understand, then you should try to understand
- And then one day you wake up
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- What Germans do best
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- What time do you call this, then?
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- consoome product, then get excited for next product
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- why do you set your wings on fire
- Somebody Set Us Up
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- and then I woke up
- How to set up a formal table
- Waking up next to EDB
- Since then, all I do
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- The Next Best Thing
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
- Do the gospels hold up to scrutiny?
- Don't do that then!
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- Do Not Adjust Your Set
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
- the music you play constantly in your head hoping that you do not forget
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- set up
- Waking up next to your Valentine
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- set up to fail
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
- Bitch set me up!
- How to set up and record an EEG
- What do you see when you look up?
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- What do you say to your best friend's ex?
- best users (usergroup)
- Best Buy
- best
- Best Of, Volume 1
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- Milwaukee's Best
- Best of the Best
- Best way to a man's heart
- best boy
- on my best days
- The best teacher I ever had
- The best sky
- The best kind of tree
- Revenge is a dish best served cold
- The best drugs are taken through the eyes
- best interest
- Falling in love with your best friend
- The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
- Best Light
- Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
- Some of my best friends are
- bilby
- Blaine
- my best Patrick
- What is best in life?
- The Best Thing in the World
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- the best look of lipstick
- Best Seller List
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- Best War on Drugs commercials
- Best Bit EP
- Best of All Possible Worlds
- The best Linux distribution
- The best revenge
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
- Best Time
- The best line I ever used
- The best thing since sliced bread
- How to find your new best friend
- best buddies
- Best Customer
- My best friend, Josh
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
- The best interview advice I received
- Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
- best friends
- The Best Little Girl in the World
- Some of my best friends are...
- Best Actor
- Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
- The best places to get your books
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
- Made from the best stuff on earth
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Eggland's Best
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
- Kissing your best friend
- Memories of my best friend
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- The Best Feeling Ever
- My best dead friend
- Parking warning
- Imports are never the best
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- laughter is the best medicine
- Best of the Beast
- Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Live Era '87-'93
- Amateurs make the best techno
- the best teachers assume nothing
- The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
- Canada's newest and best referendum idea
- The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
- within this robot, your best poetry
- America's Best Comics
- Best Death Ever
- When to purchase fresh vegetables
- Best Practices in Literacy Instruction
- Best in Show
- Some of my best friends are three inches long
- the best damned story ever written
- Brainy people make the best friends
- The last (and best) day of high school
- The 70's Are Best Forgotten
- My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
- Looking For... The Best of David Hasselhoff
- The Best and the Brightest
- Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
- Best Western
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Moms make the best lunches
- My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
- The best women's room in the Boston area
- Hunger is the best spice
- Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
- Best of Breed
- My gay best friend
- It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
- The Best Scones
- The Best Air Guitar Album in the World...Ever
- My Best Friend's Wedding
- Everything's Best Users XML Ticker (ticker)
- best man's speech
- best man
- Baltimore has the best storms
- Best college admission essays
- Best friends, for awhile
- The Best of James
- Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
- The best conversations take place in bed
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