Findings:

• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The problem with normal people and computers
• These people are still happening to me
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• No I will not fix your computer
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• "Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream"
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Why I should not fix your computer
• Why old people piss me off
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Dead links in writeups
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Bathe her and bring her to me
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• how my computer nearly killed me
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• You people disgust me
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• who me (user)
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• play dumb
• He brings me books like flowers
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Little Computer People
• You Bring Life to Me
• Bring Me to Life
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• People confuse me
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• Know your pets
• Flaunting your sexuality
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• cat haters
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Taking things at surface value
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
• The bored who complain
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Music need not be popular to be good
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Capitalize, please
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Computer Science for Smart People
• Computers Near Me
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• A history of people and computers
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• The man who can fix anything
• Quick fix to most computer problems
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• May those who are born after me
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• People just expect things from me
• People without spines annoy me.
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• How not to fix a computer
• all of these people are me
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Some people call me a drama queen
• You were always so good to me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• let me know who you are now.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Computers are holding me hostage
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• talk to me not the computer
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• who did this to me?
• People listen to me? WTF
• The stranger who hates me
• My computer won't let me turn it off!

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