Findings:

• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm doing OK
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Six Emperors At The Same Time IV
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• The city knows I'm leaving
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• The Number of Languages you know is the Number of Times you are Human
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Old chestnut: East and West coast same time
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Six Emperors At The Same Time V
• at the same time
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I know what I'm talking about
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• Patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time
• dr's Hospital Adventure : showering with three women at the same time
• the origins of time measurement
• Six Emperors at the Same Time
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• Six Emperors At The Same Time VI
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• How to sing and play guitar at the same time
• Same Time, Next Year
• It's possible to suck on a straw and breathe at the same time
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I know more when I'm alone
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm Losing You
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm The Man
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!

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