Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Words are how we see you. Use them well.
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- how did i know this?
- How can I see far?
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to lose yourself in a pocket novel
- How to set yourself on fire
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- How do I know if I love you?
- see for yourself
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- How we know what we know
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- How to smoke yourself retarded
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to see in the dark
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- How I know I love you
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How do you know that name?
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- she does not know how much I need this
- How to Know God
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- Amuse yourself on public transportation
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Oh see how thick the goldcup flowers
- How to videotape yourself playing a videogame
- How to pierce yourself
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- How do you know it's real?
- Know How, Can Do
- I don't know how to smile
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How to defend yourself against a coconut
- How to give yourself a manicure
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- How to know if something is worth doing
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I know how many there are.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- if that's how you choose to see it, then that's how it is for you
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- know yourself; know the world
- Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- How we see others
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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