Findings:

• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• better than the best
• Better Than Bouillon
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• forrest's mom (user)
• Mom
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
• Mom McCoy's lemon chess pie
• bored mom (user)
• Todd McCormick
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid
• better than half my insides
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Moms make the best lunches
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• my mom name (user)
• Things I miss about mom
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Things that are better than sex
• better than Radiohead
• Better him than me
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• The kind of thing mom says
• Dr. Mom
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• The day my mom died
• I was my mom for a while
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Mr. Mom
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• full-time mom
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Moms Mabley
• Naps on Mom's back porch
• Middle-aged mom tagged by customs dog
• It doesn't get any better than this
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• A determination to do better than
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Soccer mom
• your mom
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Look mom, no hands!
• Million Mom March
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Microsoft does your mom
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• better than a living will
• acting a little like my mom
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• My Mom's Reply
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• Mom and Pop
• Dear Mom
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• Some Days are Better than Others
• just like mom used to make
• Strange movies, Mom, acid, pizza, and John Cheever
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• RC's Mom
• What Everything does better than anything else
• psychic mom
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• teen mom
• Original better than the sequel
• So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Just Like Mom
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• I Love My Mom
• Better safe than sorry
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• better than natural
• Tickling is better than sex
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• better than 2 (user)
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Indigenous people are better than you
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• Better than kicking him into next week
• for() is better than while()
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• You aren't better than human
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better blatant than latent
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• my mom
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Call your mom
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Buying crack from your mom's pimp
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• Better Than Garbo
• Serial Mom
• Half a loaf is better than none
• My mom kicks ass
• Rebeca Martinez
• What can be better than that?
• leave it better than you found it
• Better Than Chocolate
• My mom's halloween costume
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• mrichich's mom
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Mom (user)
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• better off with him than here with me
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.

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