Findings:

• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I can't see your face in my mind
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• Violins can't help it
• The Girl Can't Help It
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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