Findings:
- An American in Tours
- How could you ever have enough?
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- Astro City #5
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Stoned music memories
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
- How one man could control the Senate
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- How to plan your escape from a relationship
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Isolating copper from American pennies
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Could have beens, should have beens
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- How to remove roommates from showers
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How to get DC power from AC
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- How to prevent records from warping
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- What I have learned from being fired
- How to node from work
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- from bad to worse
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- And All That Could Have Been
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- What to do if you have bad credit
- the only comfort we could ever have
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- How could God let this happen?
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- I could have been Canadian
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- how could you (user)
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- Removing wax from clothing
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- Extracting pure caffeine from tea
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How far are you from anything?
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
- How to remove "tagging" information from NT-based FTP sites
- How a Sparcstation netboots from a Linux server
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Searching E2 from Mozilla Firefox
- How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
- How to wean kids from TV
- Improving your chess game
- Getting free computer parts
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- From the Earth to the Moon: 21: How a Frenchman Manages an Affair
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- How to make money from the internet
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Songs from an American Movie Vol. 2: Good Time For a Bad Attitude
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Could I Have Been?
- It could have been me
- I have a bad feeling about this
- If I could be someone
- I have bad taste in music
- How could this happen?
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- How to recover a Sun Netra X1 with a Corrupted Disk Label - Bad Magic Number error
- Could you have danced with me?
- Penis for a day
- They could have saved Kevin
- I could have been one of a two
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
- I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- What makes someone a "bad person"?
- You could distinguish Miles from Coltrane.
- How to Write Bad Poetry
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- How to spot bad internet porn stories
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to calculate air temperature from a cricket's chirp rate
- Getting free pizza
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- The permanence of a marker is directly proportional to how bad it smells
- Before You Hear It From Someone Else
- A reason to drink
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
- How to steal from your work
- Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
- Multiple Personality Disorder from the Inside Out
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Nothing you could drink from
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
- Getting a site banned from Google
- How to stop a urinal from running
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- How to validate HTML quickly from Mozilla
- Searching E2 from a Galeon toolbar
- How to jump into water from a height
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
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