Findings:
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- marry me and you'll be safe
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- far be it from me
- how to be a friend
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- OBAFGKM
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- How to be a backstabber
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Look siad me Be like me
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- Why procrastination can be productive
- Goops and How to be Them
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- How to stay alive on a motorcycle
- The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
- Can we still be friends?
- Be gentle with me
- University students can be really stupid
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- How to be a troll
- Be cool in college
- There can be only one
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Simple words, simple dreams
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- Be all that you can be
- I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- How to be monstrously shallow
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Exes can be good things
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- murder can be fun
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- I'm alive, I can prove it.
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- More Alive Than Me
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- How To Be Good
- Valour can be brown
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I always wanted to be a superhero
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- you can always find a razor lying in the road
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- you can look closer forever and there is always more
- How to be invisible
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- How to be anonymous
- Any song can be a love song
- Free to Be, You and Me
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- No one can be totally logical
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- How to be an improv musician
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- That would be me
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Running toward the edge
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to be telekinetic
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- How to always win at 3D Tic-Tac-Toe
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- always with me
- I will always be weird inside
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- How to be a fuck-up
- Children can be cruel
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to be an asshole
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- I can always hope
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
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