Findings:
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He Was Only Joking
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- making certain he was touching her
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- War is only fun on screen
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- he would have cried
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Drugs are only for cool kids
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- He Was a Crook
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- he was a punk poet himself
- Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
- The three kinds of nice guys
- Only her hands would give her away
- it would be hilarious if only
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- If they would only choose to hear it
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- He was found
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Surely he would remember this
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- More than he was willing to give
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- All he left her was alone
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- he would have laughed
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- some say he was never here at all
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- At least he was gentle
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Kids (Three Different Ones)
- It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
- being a kid was great
- remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down
- If only men would listen!
- It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- That's Just How He Was
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
- I was only following orders
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- Opportunity: Only Three Hundred Twenty Six Light Years Away
- I was only starting to grow
- There are only three kinds of people
- I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
- Dumb laws
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- I married him because he was not mean
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- The demon was just under three feet tall
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Discover Card
- Discover yourself
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- Plans to discover the KFC Secret Recipe
- He said, expecting the answer no
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- he/she
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- You mean the me that you would be
- Song of the Sorceress
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He never returned
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Even my faults he adores
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- "Fill it in", he said.
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- He Hudas not pay
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He who smelt it, dealt it
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