He who smelt it, dealt it

This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor	A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little	I will marry only he who defeats me in battle	YKI,YEI
January 1, 2001	What's that smell?	Pull my finger	Farting in lifts
Tom the Dancing Bug	Wind Typecasting Failure	Declaration of War on Sobriety	He who controls the past controls the future
Scatology	memory farts	Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet	He who pays the piper calls the tune
he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour	He who seeks equity must do equity.	Wisest is he who knows he does not know	All of my coworkers spit into urinals
I did my best and failed abysmally	Feller

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