Findings:

• The Ass and His Shadow
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• The Ass and His Masters
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• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• The Ass and His Driver
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• Sam sinks his dad's boat
• his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• A boy and his ocean
• Asses of Fire
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• The Obscene Ass
• Coon ass
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• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Honor Roll explained
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• up his own arse
• The Horse and His Boy
• drop a piano on his head
• Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
• Homage to His Hips
• My heart is the shape of his car
• I wish I could open his eyes
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• The End of Atli and his Kin and Folk
• Inga Parts With His Pink Pearl
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• The Cobbler and his Family
• his place, late at night
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• The Lion, the Fox, and the Ass
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Run your ass
• Big Ass Fans
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Dumb and Dumber
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Atom and His Package
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• Tokusan holds his bowl
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• His Dark Materials
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Here the hangman stops his cart
• The Sparrow and his Four Children
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• Mr. B. F. Pinkerton--And His Way
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: I
• The weary Titan staggers under the too vast orb of his fate.
• His Eyes Are On The Sparrow
• Prospero breaks his staff
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• The old man and his bottle of spirits
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• Bite my shiny metal ass
• The Wild Colonials
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack: Part Two
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• Dumb, dumb, dumb, very dumb
• Big Dumb Object
• "Shut up," he explained
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• The Little Boy and his Dogs
• Tolstoy's use of his characters to bring forth his themes
• The Book of King Arthur and His Noble Knights of the Round Table
• Llewelyn and his hound Gelert
• Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
• Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys
• His and Her Circumstances
• Leaves dancing at his feet
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: IX
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Justinian and his Attendants
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• Dumbledore pointed his wand at the bottle and the cork flew out.
• An overabundance of plastic dinosaurs on his shelves
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• The Ass and the Charger
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
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• Blow it out your ass it's Veruca Salt
• Dumb telephone superstition
• Remembering things I cannot explain
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How Pac-Man got his name
• In the Springtime of His Voodoo
• Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
• Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Loses his burden at the cross
• In His Own Write
• Janus in his season
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• The cypress and the hemlock sing his requiem
• the wise mapmaker omits his home
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• his writing
• Then, with near perfect timing, the hellhound widdled on his foot
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Kicking ass
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• How to find your ass
• Polish political parties
• Waffle Explained
• His hips know the original dance
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• Innocent contact with his flesh
• Saturn Devouring His Children
• I went to visit his grave
• How the King Changed His Mind
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
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• The Desert of his Soul
• Character Of Constantine And His Sons
• A boy and his duck
• If a cop harasses you, take his badge number
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: III
• Georg Cantor: His Mathematics and Philosophy of the Infinite
• A father to his teenage son
• Good things accomplished by George W. Bush during his presidency
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
• Cowboy BeBop at his computer
• Up Your Ass
• The Goat and the Ass
• How do you love your ass?
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• haul ass
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
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• Revelation of St. John explained
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• His 'N' Hers
• When the foeman bares his steel
• To Each His Own
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• A Conversation Between Danton, Robespierre, Napoléon, Chabert, and his wife
• In His Steps
• Bill Monroe and His Blue Grass Boys
• Dividing his flocks
• The return of Beelzebub to his native plane
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VIII
• George W. Bush and His Foray into Nuclear Physics
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• The sunny side of his face
• GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE DESIRES TO MATE WITH HIS BENE GESSERIT CONCUBINE
• Mister Chu does his laundry
• Piece of ass
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate

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