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• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If this is how it's supposed to be, it's f****d up
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• If God was willing to let it be
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Lando was supposed to die
• It's not supposed to be anything
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I should be able to remember your face
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Be gentle with me
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• lost, or trying to be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Goops and How to be Them
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• I used to be racist
• The Lines That Used To Be
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• to be honest
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Kid, be a kid
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Don't Be Evil
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• i want to be a dj
• be wrong
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• hypertext systems
• was
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• It was you, Atthis
• I was searching glass
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Where Once Life Was
• Even the moon was wrong
• When I Was a Lad
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was afraid of getting caught
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Penis wa ge sik
• The state that almost was
• I was Christian for a day
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I am that person I was watching
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• Not to be taken internally
• How to be invisible
• the powers that be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Still to Be Neat
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• So you wanna be a hacker
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• you have to be kidding
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Want to be a werewolf
• We never asked to be babysitters
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• To be Carved on a Stone at Thoor Ballylee
• Choosing to be gay
• There need to be more powers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The page cannot be displayed
• Darkness Be My Friend
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was a homeless bum
• Jesus was a black man
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It was the least I could do
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• If I was beautiful like you
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Since Hector was a pup
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• My hacked iPhone was better
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• I wanna be your dog
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Be Here Now
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• May the Force be with you
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Farmer's Market
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Trying to be friends
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.

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