Findings:

• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't let me die nervous
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I was a homeless bum
• There was no one waiting for me...
• nobody will let me start a country
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't stand so close to me
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Country music videos confuse me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• The music that makes me think of New York
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Before you, there was me
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Don't Blame Me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• They Don't Want Me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't send me roses
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I don't think the sun was up
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• 80s music made me gay
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I've got the music in me
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• music fled above me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• This node was made for you and me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't tread on me
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Stoned music memories
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't wait up for me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't hear the music
• Don't Pass Me By
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't Give Me Names
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• the way you don't look at me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Don't Tell Me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't call me Debbie
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• don't blame me for your anger
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Don't @ me
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• customers don't trust me

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