Findings:
- Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- At least things can't get any worse
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- hey why can't we look the other way?
- Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- I'm not drinking any more
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- Can't we all just get along?
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Getting rid of start menu items
- fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- It doesn't get any better than this
- any way, shape or form
- yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquĆ
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- can't get with
- you can't have it both ways
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- I can't find the any key
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- Life gets in the way of words
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Because I'm an adult
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- it's because of the way you look at the world
- The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- sick fuck
- I can't "get interested", dumbass
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- Fucked up ways to die
- Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
- Get fucked, asshole!
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
- That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- emotions others don't get to see
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- A Jared by any other name
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Ways to get random numbers
- My new way to get there
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- The easiest way to get a job
- fuck you I'm an anteater
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
- You can't get there from here
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- Can't get you out of my head
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- Why can't I get over her
- You Can't Always Get What You Want
- because I have given up any care
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- Those who can't do, teach
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Fuck what other people think
- Get the fuck out of my office
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- Friends who fuck
- I can't get comfortable here
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Fuck this; I'm having butter
- Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
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